Andrea created the Matrix.

Andrea was what Willis was talkin’ about.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Andrea’s first visit to Tokyo.

Andrea roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Andrea and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Andrea to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Andrea had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. She just allows others to run the country in her place.

Andrea is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Andrea does not swim. This is because when Andrea enters the water, the water gets out of her way and Andrea simply walks across the pool floor.

I think these are just recycled Chuck Norris facts