#21: time waster
I saw this on my old team’s forum. It is sort of stupid, but I like it.
Here is what I came up with.
- Every time someone uses the word “intense”, Ryan always replies “you know what else is intense?” followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
- Ryan doesn’t say “who’s your daddy”, because he knows the answer.
- Ryan killed for your sins.
- Ryan once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
- Ryan can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
- Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Ryan will beat his ass and take it.
- and so on….
Go ahead try it. Tell me something about yourself.
